Twilight Conversations With President Bush

Bush - We present to the UN, Iraq's weapons of mass destruction -- poisonous gas filled camels. You see, I told you so!
the UN - But these camels are dead. How were they going to use these camels against us?
Bush - Our men have been very lonely out on the battlefield with very few women to go around. So some of them have had their way with these camels and died horrible deaths.
the UN - So you're saying your men raped dead camels?
Bush - Yes, but I must emphasize that the camels were the evildoers and it was up to our men to serve justice.
the UN - Righhht...and in serving justice, you mean raping camels.
Bush - Yes, I mean no, I mean this is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of. You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the 'evil empire' may have passed, evil still remains. We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for. We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles. I'm certain of this too, I'm certain to maintain
the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low.
the UN - We're certain we have no idea what you just said. That still doesn't explain why your men raped the camels.
Bush - When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us vs. them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.
the UN - Are we still talking about the camels?